She's Crazy, Man! I Can't Do It

You love to tell everyone that you're dating an artist, but you don't want to date an artist!

You want to date a girl that is interested in art.

Have you ever even read the biography of the average artist? No! Certainly not.

I'm so passionate and expressive and unbridled! It scares you. You cower at the extent of my admiration.

You want to date a girl that's a fan of art and I wish you'd realize that, so you don't waste my time!

"Why are you acting so depressed today?" You question. "Because I'm depressed!" I retort. "No, you're so bubbly usually." You annoy me. "I am usually bubbly. But those are the times I was able to outrun my mind. I'm stuck here today. With you, an imbecile."

You want a girl that posts that she's "mentally ill", but would never know what a bendy pen, sweatpants with no drawstring, and eating chicken with a spoon have in common.

You want to know why you're in my art. Idk man, you put your tongue in my mouth. No? You think "The Sun Also Rises" came to Hemmingway in the night on the wings of an angel? NO! It's taken from his real life. I changed your name, be grateful. Lana has done less and she's famous.

You want a girl that paints her favorite characters because God hasn't tasked her with the burden of living a life that forces her hand to her medium to do his will.

When he said John, go do my will!

I've told you so many times that I have a direct line to God and you don't listen! Please listen, so you can leave me be sooner.

Ughhhhhh!

My mother says it's bad that I so often compare myself to Jesus/ Isa. Perhaps it is sacrilege. Perhaps it is my truth. I have tried to live an average life. I had a corporate job. I dated a corporate guy. I was doing "normal". And just like that, He forcefully set me back on the path He intended for me. I wonder if I have free will, honestly. I think many do. He lets them fail and go on meaningless side quests. Not me though, I am kept on course. For what! I must accept that it has not been revealed to me.

You want to be with an agnostic or atheist.

Now you're like "she's crazy!" Because you thought you liked the idea of being with an artist. You're crazy for never reading a biography before you romanticized something. Scram!